jongin

when one is described as a jongin, it usually means that they are hot & highly likely to be daddy material.

person one: wow, that man really be out here lookin' like a jongin, huh¿¿

person two: quit it, samantha, he ain't all that jongined up

by daesexual May 1, 2019

Jonglezoid

A person of unimaginable and utter stupidity. The raw intelligence exuded from this person is compatible with that of a single-celled organism.

Jay: I only made a Tik-Tok account because she forced me to.
Everyone: What a jonglezoid.

by jayhater3001 April 6, 2022

jonghotunes

literally one of the sweetest people ever, jongho ipad, indestructible yunho pc, and so much more.

you know jonghotunes? she’s literally so funny.

by gudetamars December 25, 2021

JongKey

Noun : The couple name of two Korean Kpop idols - Jonghyun and Key (Kim Kibum).

JongKey is the reality every JongKey shipper (and Jonghyun) wants. They have a lot of moments of intense staring and obvious lust for each other. They also exchange the sweetest words among each other.

JongKey is every JongKey shipper's obsession and reality.

JongKey is also very beautiful and perfect together.

"Jonghyun : The luckiest day of my life was the day I met Key."

JongKey shipper A : OMG! JONGKEY IS SO REAL!

JongKey shipper B : I KNOW RIGHT? JONGKEY IS SO PERFECT TOGETHER I'M GONNA DIE OF HAPPINESS IF THEY COME OUT.

by 230991 February 16, 2012

Kim Jong Un

Psychopathic WMD wielding rich jetpack-midget, obsessed with power and major control freak. Probably had daddy issues.

Run, It's Kim Jong Un and he has a Nuke-launching minigun!

by Dr. Yolo July 21, 2014

Kim Jong-il

The brother of Mental Li-il

hihihi, Kim Jong-il , mental li-il, thats so funny

by elactura123 March 13, 2009

JONG

JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.

An example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: "where do you put the terrain park in the summer?"
JONG!!!

by Powder Maggot April 27, 2004