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Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.

Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.

When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.

Ashkenazi (European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.

In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.

The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
The original jews were Arabs (Semites) from the area now known as israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine.

Jews are 'only' those that practice judaism. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
by Peace to israel December 10, 2022
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Got Israeled

When someone asks to share something of yours then claims it's become theirs and takes it for themselves
I was sitting in a coffee shop when someone came and asked to sit with me, they then told me to leave as they were having a meeting.
I think you just got Israeled
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Got Israeled

I was sitting at my table and someone asked if they can join. I said yes and after that i was asked to leave the table because they have a meeting. I think I just got israeled.
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Israel-ed

When share something you have with someone then they demands all of it
-Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting???

=Sis just got Israel-ed
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got Israeled

When you ask someone to share something with you then
steal it and claim it as your property.
or
When someone begs to stay in your place and

tries to throw You away from your place claiming it as their own.
Someone asked to share my table at the coffee shop
then told me to leave cause he had a meeting. I think I
got Israeled.
by Mishkatul Haque October 31, 2023
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got Israeled

When someone begs you to try something that's yours, then tells you it's his now and if you try to resist you're a barbaric animal
When a colleague at work takes over your station because they decided to...
You've got israeled
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Average Israel

Average Israel, a perspicacious and alpha type being even when being known as a outcast from society, they act as if they were a run of the mill joe, but they hide somthing very interesting could it be the powers of an X-Men? Or the personality of a weeabo/otaku? No, this may come as a surprise to some people but its a big penis.
Oh well, obviously I'm an average Israel do you know how much money I make? Or or the size of my penis? Well, let me tell you, I come prepared with a fully erected 9.6 inch chum boner with 5.1 inch girth, and when I see ass I like, I dive face first into the chocolate starfish and completely destroy it; I fuck what I want when I want.
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