Investment Property

A person who has an investment property is someone who is in a relationship with someone who is undergoing a huge make over/glow up. The investor enters a relationship with someone that is below a 10/10 in the hopes of their partner eventually transforming into a 10. Hence why they are investing into the relationship market while the demand for their target is low
Bob: Bro your girl is a 3/10, what are you smoking son?
Cooper: Don't worry, she's an Investment Property
Bob: Ah, that explains it
by TheOldFossil July 21, 2023
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Recruit Investment

The compound term "Recruit Investment" combines the concepts of recruitment and investment. It denotes the process of enlisting individuals to participate in a venture or business, often with a financial commitment. This term is frequently associated with models like multi-level marketing ( MLM ), where individuals are recruited to invest in the business and may receive compensation based on the performance of their recruits within the network.
In the world of multi-level marketing, success depends on effective Recruit Investment—getting people to join and invest
by Chief Lexicographer November 02, 2023
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Investment fatty

The idea of dating a fat chick with the goal of making her thin and therefore more attractive.
I'm dating an investment fatty, if I'm successful the dividends will be a hot girlfriend.
by J-Jim April 20, 2021
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investment bank

Greed, the downfall of American Productivity.
If your factory or enterprise is no longer privately held, and margins are less than 25%, prepare for your job to move offshore.
Fred: "Hey Greg, where's your car?"

Greg: "Couldn't afford the payment. An investment bank took over our factory, sold off the machinery and building, and now 14 year old Chinese girls make Oster blenders."

Fred: "It's economics. 1/8th the quality at 1/10th the wage."
by ebbing July 22, 2008
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social investment

Doing certain activities that places you in better social standing among your peers
He made some social investment today; he bought tacos for all of us
by Hosang Lee September 07, 2007
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Investment Banker

Hey, how come bob didn't show up at the party Saturday?

I don't know, I heard he got a job as an investment banker.
by Mpc1209 September 17, 2013
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Good Investment

Something that is highly invested in. saying or doing something very well or smart.
Uriah: Hey, where is my coat babe?"
Savanna: " oh don't you remember its by the door."
Uriah: "oooohhhh yeeeaahhhh.. babe, good investment!"
by eMCee Uriahhh February 19, 2010
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