The result of inserting facebook into the internet hat machine. The end result is something resembling /b/ but with less deprivation and moar uncorrupted lulz.
On the first day, /b/ was created.
On the second day, a lolcat wished for moar internets.
On the third day, a group made the decision that we need moar internets.
On the second day, a lolcat wished for moar internets.
On the third day, a group made the decision that we need moar internets.
by loooooooooooooooooooongcat May 21, 2008
Get the we need moar internets mug.A vernacular or speech characterized by several conventions, such as the deliberate misspelling of common words, gratuitous pluralization and the elevation of a concept called "The Lulz" (or spoken in Internets Slang, "Teh Lulz") to the level of godhood.
example of bastardization or deliberate misspelling of common words:
instead of "the", "teh".
instead of "more", "moar".
instead of "is", "iz"
this "iz" just a small sampling, and other words not normally bastardized or misspelled may be bastardized and misspelled, as long as "teh" resulting word "iz" lulzy. (funny)
example of "gratuitous pluralization":
instead of "woman", "womens" ex: i saw that pretty white womens walking down "teh" street.
these words elevated to the highest form of pluralization also apply to the normally pluralized
word:
ex: where da white womens at ex: white womens, black womens, theys all be womens
"Internets Slang" iz also characterized by "wut" (what in Internets Slang) teh unwashed uninitiated would call "incorrect tense"
ex: I will has teh cheeseburger n fries.
Many incorrectly mistake "Internets Slang" for teh ebonics. Internets Slang iz infinitely cooler and moar lulzy than teh ebonics, amirite....???????
(Internets Slang is also characterized by gratuitous pluralization, az in teh above sentence.)
example of bastardization or deliberate misspelling of common words:
instead of "the", "teh".
instead of "more", "moar".
instead of "is", "iz"
this "iz" just a small sampling, and other words not normally bastardized or misspelled may be bastardized and misspelled, as long as "teh" resulting word "iz" lulzy. (funny)
example of "gratuitous pluralization":
instead of "woman", "womens" ex: i saw that pretty white womens walking down "teh" street.
these words elevated to the highest form of pluralization also apply to the normally pluralized
word:
ex: where da white womens at ex: white womens, black womens, theys all be womens
"Internets Slang" iz also characterized by "wut" (what in Internets Slang) teh unwashed uninitiated would call "incorrect tense"
ex: I will has teh cheeseburger n fries.
Many incorrectly mistake "Internets Slang" for teh ebonics. Internets Slang iz infinitely cooler and moar lulzy than teh ebonics, amirite....???????
(Internets Slang is also characterized by gratuitous pluralization, az in teh above sentence.)
by Packet Man December 4, 2014
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A phrase that comprises a filler introductory question for a friend on the internet and net speak. It is often used with "hay thar" or another appropriate greeting. Synonymous with "how are you doing?" IRL.
by Flizzo My Nizzo November 10, 2008
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God speed and God save us all
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God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*
Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~
by Wilman March 12, 2008
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Person 1: I think you'll find that you're mistaken
Person 2: omg! stfu!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Internetisis, I have a note from my doctor.
Person 1: Oh, I see. Hope it gets better.
Person 2: yeah, me too, lol.
Person 2: omg! stfu!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Internetisis, I have a note from my doctor.
Person 1: Oh, I see. Hope it gets better.
Person 2: yeah, me too, lol.
by SpaceCadet404 March 29, 2009
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Gena: ~Glomps Dann with a hit and run hug.~ Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Dann: I am actually more of a fan of glomps happening in real life. But I will take your internetextual glomp gladly.
Dann: I am actually more of a fan of glomps happening in real life. But I will take your internetextual glomp gladly.
by Diamond Dann October 27, 2011
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