pun intended

Sometimes colloquially added to something you just said,to indicate that there is a pun to it.

As the turtle and rabbit raced off in a racecar and robbed little 8-year-old Jamie of his pants,they called to him,"You lost your pants,kiddo,but keep your shirt on-pun intended!"

As pantsless 3-year-old Patrick yelped in indignation at being stared at by his cousin,10-year-old Michael,and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,his mommy Rachel said,"Patrick,pumpkin,just ignore them and keep your shirt on,pun intended!"

by JMC70 August 4, 2017

No Eww Intended

when someone says something disgusting and it's informal but to much information

abbreviated N.E.I.

Girl: No eww intended but i think Aunt Flo is here
Boy: omg, was this necessary for me to know?
Girl: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Boy: WTF!

by royhanks3 December 9, 2008

no homo intended

When a completely heterosexual person does something that may sound homosexual or relating to homosexuality but is not meant to be taken that way, you say no homo intended

guy 1: dude, just give it to me already
guy 2: wow that was really gay
guy 1: no homo intended
guy 2: oh alright, never mind then

by jgorski2595 October 12, 2010

Catchphrase Intended

When a sentence you write/type comes out like more of a catchphrase than the pun it was intending to be.

It’s more of an ice cream if it’s in a cone, it’s not a gelato if it’s not in a cup. Catchphrase Intended

by wiseowlforums May 25, 2018

offense intended

The opposite of "no offense"
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too

^ No offense, but you support racist immigration policies, and I don't respect that
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!

by thurb April 16, 2023

this is not the intended use of the search bar

your meant to search for stuff like demon time or something, not sentences

"hey dude im gonna search urban dictionary sucks!"

"this is not the intended use of the search bar"

by falmed February 16, 2022

no dirty mind intended

No dirty mind intended, or NDMI is used when someone wants to say something that soinfs suspicious but does not intend to make it sound suspicious, it is the opposite word for sinful mind and vicious mind.

Jake:"my sister is so stubburn, no matter how hard i HIT her she still would not obey me."
Sam:"well, you might need to hit her harder. No dirty mind intended THOUGH."

by mevss October 20, 2022