Intard

A cross of a retard and inbreded person:

The intard used his hair dryer in the shower to save time.

by Frank Stocum July 24, 2010

Instarape

When someone takes a photo from your phone not meant for the public eye, and uploads it to your Instagram. Usually rather embarassing. Similiar to facerape

REALLY?! My sister instaraped me...

by instarape March 2, 2015

Instadon

An instant erection.

Emmy flashed me her tits on webcam and i was like WOWAWEEWA, i got an instadon..

by el ramo November 4, 2010

instarack

Screamingly obvious breast implants.

"Why'd she have to go and get an instarack? She looked better before!"

by Brisby March 11, 2004

instarvia

when you can’t fall asleep due to extreme hunger

Joey laid in bed for hours due to his instarvia, only to get over his laziness and make himself a sandwich

by sawdo January 29, 2010

instaregret

The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone proper rancid due to slcohol. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack combined with copious pints of ale takes over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaguilt

Dave: - "mate i pulled this munter last light with my beer goggles on... but fuck me i got instaregret the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"

by mordzy2 October 20, 2010

Instadorable

A picture posted on instagram which can best be described by the adjective "adorable".

Person 1: That picture you post on instagram was so adorable.

Person 2: So you mean it was instadorable?
Person 1: Yes!

by nyrcupquest May 10, 2014