Inspection Directive

noun. A painstaking formal declaration in which The Leader conducts quality assurance testing.

(1) "However, we are at the critical, tactical moment where I formally issue the inspection directive."

by blindbutton June 1, 2011

inspect the evacuation route

To inspect, and explore, one's anus.

Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.

"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*

by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017

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<.7.9.7.6.> Vanessa Lynn William Needs TO Inspect The Whole 50th Street Traint Station Psychosomatically<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.

I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

Penis inspection day

What Bailey needs to do now

Bailey you know what day it is

Bailey: “penis inspection day?”

by The Incredible Fella October 9, 2020

za inspection

Originating from online memes. Za inspection means “inspecting” weed to make sure it is not laced or just bad in general.

Ed: “I just picked up from that guy who’s kinda sketchy.”
Glen: “We gotta do a za inspection before we smoke.”

by hypersmack February 12, 2023

inspecter 71

a determined cop, usualy willing to break any law to get the job done.
origin: comes from the movie, dirty harry, starring Clint Eastwood as "dirty" harry callahan, aka inspecter 71 of the San Fransisco police force.

"did you hear about the arrest last night?"
"yeah...sounds like a inspecter 71 took him down."

by .44whatsittoyou January 9, 2010