Education Inflation

When a job, which ten years ago only required a high school education, now requires a bachelor's degree or higher. Other jobs, once requiring only a bachelor's degree, now require a master's degree.

You would think with my job experience that I could get a job as a sales representative at that crappy store. However, due to education inflation, I must now have a bachelor's degree.

by ARBaker August 11, 2011

inflatuated

One who is infatuated with flatulence.

"Hey, did you hear that guy rip one on the conference call?"
"Grow up, loser. Don't be so inflatuated."

by creative crew January 12, 2009

inflatopants

A specially designed pair of pants that muffles and captures huge volumes of rank flatus passed so that nobody in the immediate vicinity has the slightest clue.

The only down side of wearing inflatopants is that sometimes you wind up looking like a walking dirigible!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

Inflation

INFLATION?! YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AT YOUR FINGER TIPS, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Dude one: I love inflation

Other dude: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

by Idkevujjj June 28, 2021

scrotal inflation

The art injecting saline solution into the scotum inflating it to the size of a grapefruit

I have no idea why....

that freaky hippy has a scrotal inflation, what a freak

by zippzy May 17, 2006

Inflation

When you become president of an african country and demolish their economy by printing money for everyone, and then leave.

"Did you hear that guy pulled an inflation on sudan"
"yes big prankster"

by Gregermachine50000 January 25, 2021

inflationship

The added committment that goes along with the length and intensity of a relationship.

First he left his toothbrush at my place, now he wants me to call him rather than texting. It looks like I'm in an inflationship :)

by cdafox July 15, 2010