internet inches

The term for the amount of exageration when posting the size of your penis using the english measurement system.
Guy1: How long is your penis?
Guy2: 7 inches...
Guy1: So that's like 8 and a half adding internet inches.
by Limon_ August 1, 2006
mugGet the internet inchesmug.

12 inch

Vinyl record
Often Promo Copy or EP (Extended Play)
Can perform 33 or 45 rpm
diggin' the 12" crates...
by Gaspacho March 23, 2004
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half inch

He half inched my wallet!
Don't you half inch anything old chap!
by Nick Samuel April 16, 2006
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gained an inch

This term refers to a man "gaining" an inch to his dick by having done something extremely badass/manly, thus becoming even more manly. Men can wear these accomplishments as a medal and brag about them at later dates.
Dude #1: "Man yesterday was crazy! I definitely gained an inch."
Dude #2: "What did you do to earn that accomplishment?"
Dude #1: "I grew a beard, threw on my plaid shirt and bibs, and went out to the forest and chopped down trees to make myself a log cabin."
Dude #2: "Damn!"
by DerMin August 2, 2011
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Penis inches

A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.
I think I can fit in that parking spot.

Seriously? What, are you measuring in penis inches?
by rickbrunernyc August 6, 2009
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2 inches

Mostly applies to guys named zack that are white and lonely
Look at zacks 2 inches
by Thatmanblacklight October 3, 2018
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African Inch

A 'African Inch' is a unit of measurement which is almost like regular inches, except a 'African Inch' is measured double the size of a regular inch.
Girl: So, how big are you?
Boy: Baby, i'm 2 african inches.
Girl: Wow, 4 inches!
by NotGemstar May 16, 2018
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