7 1/2 incher

The penis size of a sexy beast....in other words, the perfect size !

Rj Card: "Technically, I'm a 7 1/2 incher..."

by SexxyyKittyy(; November 27, 2010

Big Daddy 4 Incher

Legend. Somebody who has a small cock but likes to shag. Clearly fit as fuck.

OMG, here comes Big Daddy 4 Incher, what a fitty

by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019

5 incher pincher

When your penis is 5 inches but still makes her moan and groan

Imma give you my 5 incher pincher

by Inches January 04, 2025

Two Incher

The phrase “Two Incher” is a slang term used by teenagers to mock their male friend’s genitalia size to be two inches. This would be a juxtaposition of the actual meaning for the term “Two Incher” as their genitalia would be always be over 6 inches; meaning the person insulting is saying the opposite of what they think the true meaning is.

Them: “Haha, you have a Two Incher”
Me: “Thanks for the compliment”
Them: “confused”

by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 12, 2023

12 incher

Loudly and aggressively Slapping your massive penis’s mushroom tip against your kneecaps to the point of brushing or laceration while bracing the shaft between ones forearms.

You know that John broke his fucking right kneecap by aggressively whipping out his 12 incher

by Thiccboi223 September 02, 2022