nine incher

another word for vagina. Definately not a big penis.

Shane Hampton is the man with a nine incher.

by Jack Kelly January 28, 2004

(x) incher

The length of one's defecation.

"Dude, i just shitted a (x) incher!"

by the pwn3r December 21, 2005

12 incher

Loudly and aggressively Slapping your massive penis’s mushroom tip against your kneecaps to the point of brushing or laceration while bracing the shaft between ones forearms.

You know that John broke his fucking right kneecap by aggressively whipping out his 12 incher

by Thiccboi223 September 2, 2022

Two Incher

The phrase “Two Incher” is a slang term used by teenagers to mock their male friend’s genitalia size to be two inches. This would be a juxtaposition of the actual meaning for the term “Two Incher” as their genitalia would be always be over 6 inches; meaning the person insulting is saying the opposite of what they think the true meaning is.

Them: “Haha, you have a Two Incher”
Me: “Thanks for the compliment”
Them: “confused”

by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 11, 2023

5 incher pincher

When your penis is 5 inches but still makes her moan and groan

Imma give you my 5 incher pincher

by Inches January 3, 2025

7.4 inches

The length Laurenz claims his tool is.

"I've got 7.4 inches."

by Timo Teo November 4, 2008

Inheritance thief

When someone dies and one family member (like a circling vulture) steals or hoards silver, gold, money and/or other personal property from the remaining family members, especially when the decedent’s last wishes were for the family members to split the property equally.

If it were not for the inheritance thief, I could have had my teeth fixed, with a little money to spare.He is a lifelong liar, a cheat and an inheritance thief with Damonism issues.

by Unstoppable Karma September 11, 2019