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Tow Mater

A tow truck from the Cars movies by Disney who somehow manages to be a Chad and a Virgin all at once?

Seriously, though.
Person 1: “I’ve been ejaculating to Tow Mater scenes daily, bro”

Person 2: “what the fuck?”
by Twyst66 July 4, 2021
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Get Towelied

Get (Towel-eed)-

Get high as fuck, get blowd out.
Work sucked today, I'm going to meet up withe boys and get towelied as fuck!
by chiefsmoker October 10, 2014
mugGet the Get Toweliedmug.

Tow Rag

Means a low-life, scum, or loser.

Originally a British Royal Naval term. This was a long piece of rope, either frayed at the end, or with a bit of rag tied to the end of it, permanently fixed to a ship, which was dangled into the sea, and therefore, towed, next to the wooden plank with a hole in it which was secured over the edge of the ship, used as a toilet. After the sailor had finished his ablutions, he lifted the rope out of the water, and then wiped his rear-end clean with the wet, frayed end of the rope, and when he finished wiping, the soiled end of the rope was dropped back into the sea to clean itself as it was towed along by the ship. a Towed Rag.
You Tow rag...
by Nosher1964 February 23, 2011
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Drift Tow

When a vehicle that is towing another vehicle engages in a badass display of power and elite driving skill that results in the tow vehicle drifting.
Dude Drew just drift towed the shit out of that truck
by christiansen02 March 19, 2014
mugGet the Drift Towmug.

tow barring

To have a turd only half come out but not fully come out when trying to go to the toilet.
I tried to go to the toilet, but I only eneded up tow barring.
by blato April 15, 2008
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towing the trailer

When one individual positioned on all fours backs onto another individuals tongue, rear individual places his/hers tongue into the front persons anus. Thus forming a vehicle and trailer and hitching up.
Carl backed himself onto Paul’s tongue and informed Paul’s he was now the trailer. Carl enjoyed Towing the trailer.
by Top trucker April 30, 2019
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Tow up

Another way of saying a person is drunk, intoxicated or inebriated.
Mike had 20 shots of vodka straight, he was tow up from the flow up
by Jaye_$upreme October 10, 2016
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