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Sima Aunty from Mumbai

Sima Aunty is a matchmaker in Mumbai, India. She acted in Netflix's Indian Matchmaking show.

- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.

- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.

- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022
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mumbai cadillac

A scooter. Plain and simple. Just a fucking scooter you stand on
Watching some brown guy ride back and forth in front of my house while on the phone with a friend:

Dave: what's going on?

Warren: not much. Just watching some brown guy drive back and forth up my street on a Mumbai cadillac
by anonymous May 29, 2024
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Mumbai train

When multiple men take turns ejaculating inside a female’s vagina until the person that can no longer ejaculate within 10 seconds must suck the cum out of the vagina and spit a trail of the semen on her body.
I let multiple guys mumbai train me on the weekend
by Seloc Mot January 28, 2024
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Mumbai Selfie

The act of taking a selfie while engaged in something that results in your own death. Doing something so utterly careless, stupid, and devoid of common sense that the government has to create a law to outlaw it.
You see George over their taking a selfie on the railroad tracks? Yeah, he's about to get a Mumbai Selfie.
by agenttexx December 28, 2018
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mumbai sprint

When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants
Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints

Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
by Squit master 404 October 10, 2017
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Mumbai Welcome

Accidentally leaving behind an unflushed surprise in the toilet right before heading off on vacation, only to return to an unpleasantly warm and pungent welcome.
Thanks to Garry, we got quite a Mumbai welcome when we got home from Aruba.
by Raimondo10 May 15, 2024
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Mumbai foodie

Call me a Mumbai foodie and I’ll throw a vadapav in your mouth.
by Masalabhaat November 24, 2021
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