rube-ification

rube- uneducated person usually from the country syn. hick, country bumpkin

ion -suffix meaning the process of

rube-ification refers to the uneducated and ignorant electorate revolutionizing American politics by among other things tolerating if not championing racism, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, fear, and hatred in the name of nationalism. A rubifier needs not fact checking, truth, science, or integrity to support whatever cause or complaint they are making.

The results of 2016 presidential election is dramatic evidence of the rube-ification of the United States.

by Whitecroat November 22, 2016

tinkers invitation

A last minute invite to a function usually as replacement for an invited person who can't make it.

I got a tinkers invitation to Julie's wedding this weekend, I wonder who bailed .

by Jessyjes November 5, 2017

Imitator Jackson

A habitual copycat, one without an original bone in their body.

Guy: I got a parking ticket today, so there's that.

Girl: Stop saying "So there's that"! That's my phrase! You're such an Imitator Jackson!

by Big Little Mama Bear Sue January 26, 2011

Imitasian

A person from Asian descent who acts white.

1)Lucy doesn't know how to operate a TI-89 calculator? She's obviously an Imitasian.

2)Lucy failed her Calculus test? IMITASIAN.

by SpencerKil December 10, 2006

Approach invitation

A term used in the seduction community. Approach invitation is best defined as a sign that a woman is interested in a man, and she wants him to approach her. Approach invitations come in many ways. They include prolonged eye contact, being unnecessary close to the man in particular, unnecessary hair touching/tossing, loud talking/laughing when near. In other words, the woman is trying to get his attention in a subtle, or not so subtle way. Approach invitations don't last forever though, the woman might get frustrated when her invitation is ignored after a short amount of time, and she will give up. The man needs to recognize these signs and approach her fast.

"James, stop standing against the bar like a police officer! Can't you see that HB over there that keeps glancing over to you and tossing her hair like crazy. She's giving you a massive approach invitation. Go talk to her and make her happy while you still can, you blind idiot."

by pua supreme August 21, 2009

irritation

A large amount of annoyance.

Person 1: Leave me alone.

Person 2: Wow. Talk about irritation.

by Rahah. March 1, 2007

anal invitation

A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.

My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.

by carydog February 18, 2009