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impossible

(of a person) very uncooperative.
It's impossible to get her to agree to anything; she's so stubborn and uncooperative.
by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025
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impossible beef

impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023
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Impossible White Man

A Sub-Genre of films which gets its name from Rod of "The Black Guy Who Tips" Podcast. the qualifications needed for a film to be classified are as follows:

1. No Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
2. It must be an action film. No questions asked.

3. The Protagonist CANNOT die in the end. dieing & being revived at any point is allowed.
4. Despite the name, Protagonists in said films do not have to be white or even male. just a human being with a vague set of skills being a badass under situations that would mean death for the average citizen.
"dude, are you watching the ENTIRE Die Hard Series?"

"Impossible White Man movies haven't been the same since the 80s. this franchise proves it"
by Mallard Redgrave May 22, 2014
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Impossible Firehose

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl
After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.
by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007
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impossible girl

A girl who drives her man mad. Madly in love. She does the impossible and changes him for the better. She will always stay with the man who calls her this.
by I've changed January 22, 2014
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impossible sit-up

the impossible sit-up(often called the olympic sit-up) is completed by asking an individual to lie on the ground in standard, bent-knee sit-up position while one accomplice blind folds or holds a towel or similar item over the eyes and holds the individual's head to the ground. the second accomplice gets into a squatting position with ass bare. the victim is signalled to attempt to sit-up against the pressure applied by the towel to the head. the towel holder simply releases the towel which allows the victim to sit up with nose directly into accomplice two's ass crack. a fart may be added as a bonus. the name "impossible" is intended to entice an overconfident victim into attempting this athletic feat. occasionally, idiotic victims might not even require the blind fold and will simply close their eyes. technique may be modified depending on intelligence level or sobriety of victim.
"Damn Bruce, your abs are ripped! I bet you could be the first guy I've ever heard of that can do an impossible sit-up."
by monkey12 June 25, 2005
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Impossible Creatures

An RTS (real-time strategy) game for the PC made by Relic Entertainment and Microsoft Games. Unlike other RTS titles, Impossible Creatures (or IC) requires you to make your own units with the army builder. The object of the game is to destroy the enemy's lab. In the original game, you get 50 creatures to mix parts with. However, there are many mods that add new creatures, Add-ons, maps, and abilities. The most popular mod currently is Creature Chaos, created by Revan and Doggiedoodle, who are administrators of the Impossible Creatures Hive community.

Some time ago, Microsoft Games took down the multi-player server for Impossible Creatures, however, another member of the Impossible Creatures Hive community, Dengus, has revived the IC Online service.
1. Impossible Creatures is the best RTS ever!
2. Have you ever played Impossible Creatures?
by I AM NOT A TUBA PLAYER November 28, 2009
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