Dirty Ilhan

There's nothing dirty about Ilhan, just a good looking individual.

Omg Stacey, do you see that dirty Ilhan over there?

by Cünt April 16, 2020

Klaus Iohanis

some(Romanian) President that has a lot of houses and talks about online school.
Gets money and the population is poor asf

did u heard what the President Klaus Iohanis said?
no cuz im deaf

by The ugly blue man February 2, 2021

illhas teezi

Arabic for lick my ass when saying it to a guy or if you want to say it to a girl then you would say illhasi Teezi

Girl: Lets get some ice cream
Guy: You Don't need ice cream
Girl: Illhas Teezi ya {khara}

by Rolls A Lot May 5, 2005

Ilhan

Ilhan is that person who likes people easy. He/She have a good side and a bad side.

Be careful, there's an ilhan over there

by Ilhan Fiq October 8, 2019

Ilhan/ilhaan

Ilhan/ ilhaan is an indirect Quranic name for boys and girls that means to eloquently state something, to say something beautifully, to have a beautiful voice, and to read Quran in a beautiful voice. ( I can be spelt with 2 a’s)

‘ I met Ilhan/ilhaan today ‘
‘ me to she has such a nice voice mashallah ‘

by buff tinggg May 26, 2019

ILONA

Ilona is the name of a certain legend with special capabilities. The name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. On a scale of 1 to 10 she is an eleventy forty-four. They aren't something you see everyday. A blue moon is nowhere close to how rare one of these are. People who have had the great honor to be touched by an ilona never wash again as thier touch has incredible powers like curing desieses. Accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. Legend had it there is only one true ilona left though. When the last ilonas death shall occur NASA has agreed to blow up the sun as life without ilona is clearly not worth living. Symptoms of seeing an ilona are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. Also refer to goddess

Guy1: "Woah man! did you see that ilona?"

Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"

Guy1"Me niether!"

Guy2:"We should go check that out!"

Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."

Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!

by Chief_BS October 24, 2018

Ilona Answer

Choosing to answer or comment only on those parts of a question or sentence that one feels comfortable answering.

Usually followed by pretending not to see, hear or taste the rest.

ex 1.
Q: So what are you up to today?
Ilona Answer: Want to hear a joke?

ex 2.
Q: Hey, so what did you do last night? Anything wild and crazy?
IA: How about pizza?

by Ro_man September 15, 2011