itchy nipples

the result of someone thinking about you while they're masturbating

I'm out of town for the weekend and I've got itchy nipples. My girlfriend must be thinking about me while touching herself

by Babygoosekins February 8, 2010

Itchy Balls

One of the worst happenings known to mankind.

Bob: Hey, why are your hands in your pockets?
Jane: Oh I'm, trying to discreetly scratch my itchy balls

by the SUITer January 14, 2010

itchy asshole

An anus that has an uneasy irritating sensation

He who go to bed with itchy asshole, wake with stinky finger.

by King Shit February 26, 2003

Itchy and Scratchy

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.

Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.

by jesster79 March 3, 2004

Itchy Ball Syndrome

When the testicles become itchy and a scratch is needed. IBS stands for itchy ball syndrome. Only happens in males.

Person 1; I have ibs today

person 2: would you like me to help?

Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.

by Japher February 3, 2010

itchy stick

Back scratcher

Janet, would you please hand me the itchy stick, I have a spot on my back I can’t reach.

by Semolina Pilchard May 27, 2020

Itchy Bitchy

You got dandruff on your snatch

Itchy bitchy, scratchy snatchy.

by Unholy Roller July 28, 2017