istg

Instead of Grandpa

I prefer grandma's cookies istg

by missnoma May 30, 2022

iutfglyip

i used to fuck guys like you in prison

Dalton: My way... or the highway.

Jimmy: I used to fuck guys like you in prison (iutfglyip).

by dirtjerkz May 9, 2009

istg

i stay on tha grind means u get money and hustle hard

man istg don't know who i'm

by gyft December 5, 2007

ISTG

ISTG is short for “I Swear Too God”

Rick: ISTG if Bill isn’t hear soon I’ll hack his roblox account

by ShitCuntfromStraya December 30, 2018

IstfgIwkms

IstfgIwkms - I swear to fucking god I wanna kill my self, another way to say I wanna kill my self without saying kms (Kill myseld)

"IstfgIwkms PLEASEE my head hurts so much" - Person 1
"what does that mean?, IstfgIwkms, what does it mean?" - person 2
"it means "I swear to fucking god I want to kill my self" - person 1
"oh ok!" - person 2

by MIASMAMAAA September 12, 2023

Istgifcmao

I Swear To God Imma Cry My Ass Off

Jesus Christ, ISTGIFCMAO if Aylin doesn't tell me who this bitch is!!! -Alyssa

by You're the gay one, not me April 21, 2019

isttgl

I swear to the good lord

A gentler alternative to stg

Girl 1: Trevor hasnt texted me back in 6 hours, if hes not doing anything important isttgl this is my Last straw with him

Girl 2: oh relax, hes right here next to me

Girl 1: next to you? Oh isttgl

by castiels bushes of love March 13, 2020