Irrigate my cANAL

1. To irrigate ones anal cavity.
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
;
"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"

by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

Irresistible

Too attractive, too tempting, and too powerful to be resisted. Also her beauty and intelligence can't be resisted!

Her actions speaks so loudly you can't hear her speak.

That Samantha Roundtree is sooo irresistible!

by MzLadyS23 December 25, 2016

irrationallyexcusive

Someone who is always making excuses, but all excuses seem to be irrational, or easily proved wrong on the basic premise of the excuse itself.

I assign a new user to a system, then when they can't access the system, I see that the password I issued has a double S instead of one S. Being irrationallyexcusive, I blame the keyboard for adding the additional S to the password.

by Lion-Helmsley February 4, 2014

Irrigate my cANAL

1. What is a canal?
2. Irrigating a canal.... Watering water?

3. Anal sex without pulling out.

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
;
Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'

by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

irrelant

adj. used to describe someone that tries extremely hard to remain relevant by creating drama

Gabbie Hanna? Such an irrelant human.

by birdie95 May 1, 2021

irrisputable

Absolutely, undeniably, incontestably, indisputably, definitely, incontrovertibly, totally, irrefutably, positively, to the nth power, no way that any other outcome could have conceivably happened.

"Turns oit i had irrisputable proof i was out of the country."

by Woofie August 26, 2012

Irrifuckitating

1. adj. Irritating beyond the possibility of reasonable belief.

2. A person so mind bogglingly stupid that mere words cannot come near to expressing this stupidity.

My neighbor's windchimes are irrifuckitating.

by Ev. Genius May 14, 2010