Iraqi Eye Goggles

To place ones testicles in their partner's eye sockets and simultaneously defecate into that person's mouth.

I asked her if she wanted to wear the Iraqi Eye Goggles and she said "I don't know what they are, but sure!" but after I put them on her she totally wouldn't spend the night.

by Ardnew October 26, 2008

Iraqi Jew

A word that is mostly used over Xbox Live and in Call Of Duty 4

Example:::
"Get that iraqi jew!"
"damn i got shot by an iraqi jew"

by Fat135467578 October 15, 2008

Iraqi children

"Unintentional" victims of USAF saturation bombing attacks, but this obviously doesn't bother some retards who think there was a reason for America to invade Iraq, would vote for a mentally challenged president like George Bush and probably are stupid enough to spell moronic as "Mooreonic" because that's the limit of their wit. Civilian casualties are accepted in wars, but their deaths at least aren't meaningless when there is a reason for the war.

SOME REDNECK: "So stop whining about "babies this babies that", because we're not in this war to kill babies. Pull your heads out of your fucking asses and grow up."

GEORGE BUSH: "Less thinking, more sucking, get back down there"

by anon January 3, 2005

Iraqi reload

A quicker way to reload a rifle by pulling and holding the charging handle with the right hand as the left hand replaces the empty magazine with a new magazine. This is quicker because it streamlines the reloading and cocking of the rifle into one movement. This is not always possible as some rifles' designs will prohibit its use.

The Iraqi trooper was never even bothered taking cover in the firefight because he was kept near constant fire on the targets by performing several Iraqi reloads during combat.

by LinkFox101113 December 31, 2011

Iraqi Handy

An Iraqi Handy is an extremely painful form of a handjob. It involves the rubbing/massaging of a male penis, usually resulting in blisters, sunburn, etc. Infamous for being given in the blazing hot desserts of Iraq.

"That was the most painful Iraqi Handy I've ever recieved..."

"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."

by McGref The Crime Dog June 29, 2008

iraqi drill press

when a guy stands over top a girl, who is on her head with her legs in the air, and fucks her using a vertical "drill press" motion

The iraqi drill press is an ancient iraqi sex technique

by shimmyshimmy September 8, 2006

Iraqi cigar

When someone is fed laxatives and wrapped in plastic wrap like a cigar. When they shit themselves they have become an Iraqi cigar.

It is best to use heavy duty saran wrap when you make an Iraqi cigar.

by Brown Town Clown August 23, 2009