Italian Interview

The act of shitting in a sweat sock and beating another man in the testicles with it.

When I first met Steve I had no idea that one day he would be giving me an Italian Interview.

I am really nervous for my Italian Interview tomorrow.

by Matt Hader September 22, 2010

exit interview

An exit interview is the conversation that you have with your boyfriend/girlfriend after you break up. During this conversation you set bounderies for future communication, and you discuss how good or bad the relationship was.

"It's been real, it's been fun, but it hasen't been real fun.." OR "You suck, beat it Corky.."

by martha May 3, 2004

Italian interview

When you take a dump in a sweatsock and hit somebody in the genitals with it.

That guy totally disrespected my favorite comic writer at the panel. So I hit the douche with an Italian interview in front of 400 nerds. Shit-balls.

by Casanova Stark July 26, 2010

strong bad-type interview program

The newest hard hiting jornalistic t.v. show that... GETS TO THA POINT

ummm.. why are you dressed like a ships captin?

by Redlen September 24, 2004

Non-Interview

When a company tells you they are going to give you an interview and months later they tell you that you didn't get the job without giving you the interview that they promised.

Person 1: Capital One gave me a non-interview today.
Person 2: THOSE GUTLESS BASTARDS!!!

by newyy1 May 20, 2011

Stalled Interview

When you tug one off in a bathroom stall before a big interview to calm your nerves.

I threw my tie over my shoulder, pulled my shirt out of my pants, dropped trow and nutted one out. Stalled Interview at it's finest!

by Dollhands June 4, 2016

Yale Interview

A college interview that goes far from as planned.

I accidentally made out with my Yale interviewer, how screwed am I???

by archerlightningweb January 24, 2023