Insta-Regret

Regretting something almost immediately after it happens. Usually leaves you wondering why you did what you just did.

Often occurs after text messages, sent e-mails, and that last drink you shouldn't have had.

"You probably shouldn't drink any more of that tequila, I bet you'll insta-regret it."

"Shut up, don't tell me what to do! (takes a swig) ...Ahh crap, I feel nauseous."

by The Luke Man October 10, 2009

Insta-bj

A blowjob that one doesn't really have to work for.

Jared got an insta-bj from that fat ugly bitch. He only said a few words to her.

by tm84 May 14, 2009

Insta-pooping

The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

Insta-Hate

when you see someone or something and instantly know you dont like them.

see i just met them and they insta-hate me!

by irishr3dneck March 28, 2011

insta-jizz

to instanly jizz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something.

Damn, I saw that chick and I insta-jizzed.

by 1337er than you September 3, 2005

insta-fam

When a single male with no children dates a girl that already has kids.

Fernando: "Did you see Joel is dating that girl with a 10 year old son?"
DeeJay: "Whoa. Insta-fam!"

by DeeJayMC December 21, 2006

Insta-boner

A stiffy obtained merely from seeing a bangin chick.

Phil: "Dude, Denise gave me such an insta-boner last night!"
Connor: "Dude thats my mom!"

by Aakash P December 27, 2011