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idiocy

Bob- There are too many idiots on the internet!
Karen- That explains why there's so much idiocy on www.urbandictionary.com
by Brian Audly April 27, 2006
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idiodacity

Even though she didn't know what the hell she was talking about, she would still continue to argue non-relevant, misinformed points but believe them to be true because 'she says so'. I just shook my head in disbelief of her idiodacity.
by clavan February 21, 2009
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Idiopausaphobia

"Oh, why is Sally in the corner crying?"
"She has Idiopausaphobia and just finished English class"
by StillDefinitelyNotSean May 10, 2018
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Idiomocracy

It is when a idiot spreads his/her stupidity. Take a Karen for example they usually spread via social media,conversation,etc. There are types of people who are more prone to this such as uneducated children, and boomers.
Person 1: Hey I heard that 5G causes covid
Person 2: No, it doesn't stops spreading Idiomocracy.
by Electronicz?Nahm8 September 9, 2020
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idiosynchronicity

It sounds a lot like "idiosyncrasy", so you sound intelligent while fleecing the manager.

"Idiosynchronicity" refers to the phenomena of two or more stupid acts and people being inter-related as part of a larger phenomena or event.

For example, when one of your coworkers pants begin to smoke because of his failure to properly put out the joint he was smoking before he dodged the roach into his cargo pocket, and how that moment coincides with the boss returning from lunch to witness the spectacle, smell the pot, and in his infinite wisdom, check the oven for a burning pizza, not see one, and then pick up the fire extinguisher and go chase through the store looking for it. Meanwhile, your stoned coworker with the burning pants is laughing too hard to notice that he didn't put them out completely, and that they've relit. Now that he's burned, he takes off towards the lavatory, babbling incoherently and managed to scare the boss, who discharges the fire extingisher, thus resulting in 15 innocent people having to take their greasy lunches outside and fend off the pigeons.

As our idiotic ancestors happened to justify the bizarre nature of different people's actions by blaming their variously categorized shortcomings (see also: personality traits) on which ever astral bodies happened to be above the crib at the time of their birth; our modern world recognizes the phenomena of stupidity, but fails to recognize the intricate tapestry stupidity often weaves.
"You remember when Peter and the Prick pulled that chinese fire drill? Burning pants? Fire extinguisher? What a chain of idiosynchronicities."
by Jeremiah Junken April 11, 2004
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Idiocracy

1) A government that repeatedly makes bad decisions, resulting in worsening conditions for the country it runs. 2) A government run by an intellectually challenged leader. 3) A government full of cabinet members that couldn't find their asses with both hands and a flashlight. 4) A government consisting of people where if they were to pick their noses for a half hour, their heads would cave in.
I can't believe the idiocracy we elected to run our country.
by The Coop February 4, 2003
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Idioite

Yet another variation on inferiorite and mediocrite

A dismissive way of saying idiot.
Pete: Inferiorites! Mediocrites! Idioites!
Jared: Calm down Pete! What is going on!?!
Pete: Cumcast is back at it again. I call them up to tell 'em my new 1Gbps Internet is hosed. They tell me: "Sir! It's running at 100Mbps. That's fast enough don't you think?!"
Jared: So you're basically getting only 1/10th of the Internet speed for what you pay them.
Pete: Exactly! If it weren't for sports channels, I would have canned the motherfuckers long time ago.

Jared: You can get those channels by becoming a cordcutter
Pete: Great idea Jared! You just saved my life! Let's go get smashed while watching the football game!
by OffBeatDrummer November 5, 2020
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