IBM 

International Beaner Management

IBM is an important issue to manage our society and keep it clean.

IBM by Snare September 7, 2003

ibm 

smaller than usual penis or itty bitty meat

What itty bitty meat had once he took down his shorts ibm!

ibm by fidokalman January 10, 2010

ibm 

irritable bowel syndrome

shit u never want to have.

u got ibm?

thats gay

ibm by yowhat? July 25, 2004

ibm 

A texting abbreviation for "insane bbbkrz moment". This abbreviation is interchangeable with pog, used to signify a great accomplishment.

My friend: just finished my math hw for the day, big relief
Me: ibm

ibm by MikeTrout27 May 4, 2021

IBM 

Inappropiate Bangeable Machine,. Man ir women whit a behaviour not suitable for formal situations & that has some quality that makes them sexually irresistible.

" Man Yohana Is such an IBM, I would really hoy that lady"

IBM by A$AP L$D May 5, 2021

ibm model m

The best fucking keyboard known to mankind.

Guy1: Is that an IBM model M?
Guy2: HELL YEAH (proceeds to CLACK CLACK CLACK).

ibm model m by cyclist1 March 7, 2016

ibm model m

Greatest mechanical keyboard ever made. Mady by IBM. Made starting in 1985 & still being made today by Unicomp.

The IBM Model M is the greatest keyboard known to man.

ibm model m by Line Line August 8, 2016