ibming

Taking a huge ammount of time to reply to a question already asked.

After IBM joined the Spiceworks community it took them 1 week to reply to questions

Your IBMing again

by akp982 July 24, 2009

ibming

In the process of performing duties and/or task for the IBM corporation. Such as checking your notes, sametiming, conference call, etc. All in the duties of the IBM Corporation.

Hey bud, what do you have going on tomorrow? Nothing, just ibming.

Are you busy? Yes, I've been ibming all afternoon!

I've never seen someone ibming like that before!

by dfizzlin January 20, 2009

IBMed

When IBM Exectutives take over your company and screw you.

Man they lowered my salary and fired my friend because she is a women, we got IBMed!

by Junebug67 January 29, 2015

ibm

Imbeciles Become Managers

I work for Big Blue IBM and I love being brainwashed and not knowing my own yupppie conglomerate's methodogolies and ethics.

by Spider John March 20, 2004

ibm

instant breakdown machines

ibm has the highest failure rate in their harddrives, they are instant breakdown machines!

by nightwarrior687 June 14, 2004

ibm 5100

A type of Retro PC, popularized by the anime/visual novel Steins;Gate. It uses some of the most basic programming language available, and could potentially hack or decode any modern web-security system. it was also mentioned by supposed Time Traveler John Titor, who claimed he needed one to save ameerica from a corrupt government in the year 2035. with the way things are going, he might not be wrong. Save your money, kiddies.

Hacker 1: I cant get through these guys' security, what do i do now?

Hacker 2: Run your stuff through the ibm 5100 and it might work. i heard those things can hack anything.

by The New Anonymous Paradigm January 13, 2014

ibm

smaller than usual penis or itty bitty meat

What itty bitty meat had once he took down his shorts ibm!

by fidokalman January 10, 2010