Taking a huge ammount of time to reply to a question already asked.

After IBM joined the Spiceworks community it took them 1 week to reply to questions
Your IBMing again
by akp982 July 24, 2009
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In the process of performing duties and/or task for the IBM corporation. Such as checking your notes, sametiming, conference call, etc. All in the duties of the IBM Corporation.
Hey bud, what do you have going on tomorrow? Nothing, just ibming.

Are you busy? Yes, I've been ibming all afternoon!

I've never seen someone ibming like that before!
by dfizzlin October 9, 2008
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When IBM Exectutives take over your company and screw you.
Man they lowered my salary and fired my friend because she is a women, we got IBMed!
by Junebug67 January 29, 2015
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Imbeciles Become Managers
I work for Big Blue IBM and I love being brainwashed and not knowing my own yupppie conglomerate's methodogolies and ethics.
by Spider John March 21, 2004
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ibm has the highest failure rate in their harddrives, they are instant breakdown machines!
by nightwarrior687 June 15, 2004
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A type of Retro PC, popularized by the anime/visual novel Steins;Gate. It uses some of the most basic programming language available, and could potentially hack or decode any modern web-security system. it was also mentioned by supposed Time Traveler John Titor, who claimed he needed one to save ameerica from a corrupt government in the year 2035. with the way things are going, he might not be wrong. Save your money, kiddies.
Hacker 1: I cant get through these guys' security, what do i do now?

Hacker 2: Run your stuff through the ibm 5100 and it might work. i heard those things can hack anything.
by The New Anonymous Paradigm January 13, 2014
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smaller than usual penis or itty bitty meat
What itty bitty meat had once he took down his shorts ibm!
by fidokalman January 10, 2010
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