ibm

Imbeciles Become Managers

I work for Big Blue IBM and I love being brainwashed and not knowing my own yupppie conglomerate's methodogolies and ethics.

by Spider John March 21, 2004

ibm

instant breakdown machines

ibm has the highest failure rate in their harddrives, they are instant breakdown machines!

by nightwarrior687 June 15, 2004

ibm

smaller than usual penis or itty bitty meat

What itty bitty meat had once he took down his shorts ibm!

by fidokalman January 10, 2010

ibm

irritable bowel syndrome

shit u never want to have.

u got ibm?

thats gay

by yowhat? July 26, 2004

ibming

Over-thinking pointless things

I was ibming over this definition

by mybm April 15, 2011

IBM

Inbox Me

Party tonight at Tyler's house. IBM if you plan on coming!

by EpicMZK October 27, 2015

ibming

Taking a huge ammount of time to reply to a question already asked.

After IBM joined the Spiceworks community it took them 1 week to reply to questions

Your IBMing again

by akp982 July 24, 2009