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ibming by mybm May 5, 2011
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Taking a huge ammount of time to reply to a question already asked.

After IBM joined the Spiceworks community it took them 1 week to reply to questions
Your IBMing again
ibming by akp982 July 24, 2009
In the process of performing duties and/or task for the IBM corporation. Such as checking your notes, sametiming, conference call, etc. All in the duties of the IBM Corporation.
Hey bud, what do you have going on tomorrow? Nothing, just ibming.

Are you busy? Yes, I've been ibming all afternoon!

I've never seen someone ibming like that before!
ibming by dfizzlin January 20, 2009
Something SOOOO cute that you want to hurt/kill it.
OMG! That kitten is sooo ibling!
Ibling by red_velvet_kitty July 12, 2017

iming yourself 

When you are bored and have no friends, so you start a chat with yourself.
benjabean1: hello
benjabean1: hello
benjabean1: how are you?
benjabean1: how are you?
benjabean1: fine thanks, how are you?
benjabean1: fine thanks, how are you?

Person walks by, looks at screen, "Dude, stop iming yourself!"
iming yourself by D0M1N8 June 24, 2010
i am iming this guy who thinks i am a hot girl
iming by the December 10, 2004
The verb "ism" comes from the word autism, which is a brain development disorder that presents the person with the difficulty to communicate with others, thus the person preoccupies himself with objects on a long period of time. Isming means doing the same action over and over, repeating it without getting bored from it.
I am isming on T.V.
During the summer vacation i used to ism on T.V . for 12 hours straight.
Sorry, i was isming on the game, i forgot to call you!
I ismed on painting for 5 hours today, so i got to finish my masterpiece.
Isming by Arpy Melkonian August 8, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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