i'll decide

A term that Mike uses inappropriately

"I'll decide!!!"

by liljimmyandbabe May 20, 2016

I'll shit

A new way of saying "Oh my god!". To express excitement or any emotion in an extreme. Something said is so insane that the mere utterance of it makes you lose control of your bowels.

"I got into Harvard."
"Really! I'll shit, my dude!"

"That new album just came out!"
"I'll shit! When?"

by Dr.Moog September 30, 2009

I'll relax

Can be used as 'ok'

Palumbo: you can put that in the 'fridgerator

Decoy: I'll put it in, in a little bit

Palumbo: Alright, I'll relax

by 46 year old Anthony Palumbo January 07, 2020

I'll be black

returning soon

Af'a I git done wit dis bitch, I'll be black, yo.

by Anonymous June 06, 2003

I'll be okay

When you're about to do something incredibly stupid and your friends express concern you use this phrase to hide your doubt about your plan. Famous last words.

Friend- "Dude you cannot think that jumping your bike off your roof with a ramp made of Sprite cans and a checker board is a good idea!"
Me- I'll be okay.
jumps and dies

by b0red1ncla55 April 13, 2015

I'll scream

A threat by manipulative bitch women and Karen's who want to get their way, in the hopes that either other Karen's or Captain Save-a-Hos will come to rescue them.

Mindy: Buy me a drink
Bob: No.

Mindy: Do it or I'll scream.

Bob: No
Mindy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Captain Save a ho: Oh whats the matter! Is he bothering you! Fuck you dude! Leave her alone! *beats Bob's ass*

by crudmonkey February 26, 2023

i'll take

A phrase popularized in the vernacular of Massachusetts high schools.

1. An answer relating to a question posed by one possessing something another person may want.

2. An affirmative answer when nothing else can be said.

1. Jim: "Hey man, want a shot?"
Henry: "I'll take"

2. Pat: "What are you going to do now that your girlfriend left you?"
Jake: "I'll take"

by YahScrappin' March 14, 2017