by b0red1ncla55 September 23, 2015

When you're about to do something incredibly stupid and your friends express concern you use this phrase to hide your doubt about your plan. Famous last words.
Friend- "Dude you cannot think that jumping your bike off your roof with a ramp made of Sprite cans and a checker board is a good idea!"
Me- I'll be okay.
jumps and dies
Me- I'll be okay.
jumps and dies
by b0red1ncla55 April 13, 2015

At that live stock auction last week there were like thirty pigs I named wilbur. There were Wilburs all over.
by b0red1ncla55 April 13, 2015
