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hyperbate

when you mastebate excitedly while hyper
I was all jacked up on Mountian dew so i decided to hyperbate
by the tux queeen September 24, 2011
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hyperamnesia

a condition in which one forgets about something too much; a state of great oblivion.
He forgets about everything; perhaps, he is a victim of hyperamnesia.
by uttam maharjan March 11, 2010
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Hyperkinesis

Hyperkinesis is the ability to always perform an action with one hundred percent precision or accuracy. This ability supposedly originates in the human brain, in that way it is similar to telekinesis.

Hyperkinesis applies to any action that involves some kind of motion or movement.
Examples of hyperkinesis:

1. A sniper who is able to always hit his target with one hundred percent accuracy despite impossible distances and environmental factors such as wind.
2. Someone who is able to fire a gun and have the bullet ricochet off multiple surfaces but still hit the intended target indirectly.
3. A basketball player who is always able to make a perfect full-court shot.
4. Someone who is always able to hit the bullseye when throwing darts
5. In freerunning or parkour, always accurately judging where to place your feet or how far to jump never making any mistakes.
by TurtleMountain June 29, 2016
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Hyperbate

Her: wow, you can jack pretty fast!
Him: just wait till i shift into.. MAXIMUM HYPERBATE!
by Oogallyy Boogally August 26, 2017
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Hyperconjunction

A hyperconjunction is a multiple word conjunction (more than two words) typically used in the Southern United States
Example of a hyperconjunction are "We were all fixin' to go to the mall if y'all'd've waited." and "Y'all gonna'have'ta get your things picked up before bed."
by plainhavoc May 26, 2018
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Hyperbonerus

A long ass metal pipe thats used to penetrate japanese cows. Sometimes people abused it to build stylish tables.
The japanese wagyu cow gets railed by the juicy Hyperbonerus while hungarians are watching for special interest.
by Sorlyx March 31, 2023
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Unregistered Hypercam 2

A popular recording thing that was used in the early 2010's. It is also the winner of King For A Day and host of King For Another Day.
"I'm going to record a video using Unregistered Hypercam 2"

"Why don't you use more modern recording software?"

"No."
by BlueEngland September 19, 2020
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