Someone who gives off dilf (dad I'd like to f*ck) energy, but isn't actually a dad. Tends to be older guys (mid thirties at the least, depending on how they look)
by godsandmonsters666 May 1, 2021
Get the hypothetical dilf mug.Something imaginary that is also totally lame, stupid, silly or just downright ludicrous. Whether the implication be made for the purpose of comedy or analogy, if it's something that would have been better left unsaid, it's hypopathetical.
"Of course, it's not true, it's a hypopathetical situation. When do any of my scenarios make sense? I hereby declare myself the King of Hypopathetical." -Kenny on his dissertation about how four monkeys with swords could kill a dragon.
by Mr.Phoenix September 11, 2009
Get the Hypopathetical mug.referring to anything that is real and not hypothetical. More specifically, refers to the antics of four friends with a webcomic, known as 'non-hypothetically speaking'.
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by N-HS July 22, 2009
Get the Non-hypothetical mug.when a married milf tells you she would hypothetically have sex with you.. considering she's above average looking with nice breasts.. consider yourself fucked.
by b1g kickn January 20, 2011
Get the hypothetically fucked mug.An argument based on a pathetic hypothesis. Generally by argumen (sic). Something simply not raisinable (sic).
by vivauganda April 30, 2013
Get the hypathetical mug.To be hypothetical. Being very exact. Always being truthful. Very true, not false. Being hypotheical, hypothetically of course.
by Chocolate925 May 25, 2015
Get the Hypothetically mug.A phrase used to describe a situation in which a hypothetical question is excessively wrong or inappropriate given the circumstances.
John: "Hey sis, if I weren't your brother, would you have sex with me?"
Jamie: "I can't answer that, John, because it's too hypothetical."
Jamie: "I can't answer that, John, because it's too hypothetical."
by amazin099 August 23, 2011
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