Hyperteamesia

When you forget about a cup of tea because it was too hot and you were waiting for it to cool down and when you finally get to it, its cold, or you simply misplaced the cup only to realize later in panic

Barry: I made an amazing cup of tea but i managed to forget again! i must have Hyperteamesia

by Funnyjormoyable January 27, 2017

Hygerta

She has dark hair with the most beautiful bright eyes girl in the world. She is an amazing friend, great cousing and the best mother in the world. She is thoughtful of others, funny humble, words don't do her justice.

I am thankful to have an hygerta as my family.

by Jerzeeydee May 26, 2021

The Hubert Epidemic

An epidemic taking the community of patronizing coworkers by storm. It was discovered in the year 2016 by the same man who discovered Hubert's Constant.

Symptoms include and are absolutely not limited to the following:

Affected person(s):
-will suddenly happen to know everything about everything.

-will correct every pointless slip of the tongue or grammar mistake that you noticed but didn't bother to fix due to the lack of importance.

-will usually begin their sentences with either "aaaactually....", "You DO know...", "You DO realize..." or some other cocky, condescending way of trying to educate you about something.
-are incapable of humility.
-are incapable of admitting they do not know something.
-usually come up with shit.
-will use big words they don't understand to sound more photosynthesis.
-will repeat their 'intelligent' remarks until confirmation that somebody heard them. This may take days.

This sickness is especially contagious in children exceeding the age of 18. There is currently no cure but death.

"Hey man! I think I just put a pin in that really annoying thing people do! I call it The Hubert Epidemic!"

"AAACTUALLY, you DO REALIZE that what you REALLY MEANT was PANDEMIC?! EPIDEMIC isn't worldwide! You DO KNOW that RIGHT?!"

"Of course I do"

"WELL THEN I just CAN'T comprehend WHY someone would make SUCH a STUPID mistake."

"... Fuck you man"

by Inevitibility April 28, 2017

penile hypertrophy

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding

wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice

by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

National kiss hubert day

On April 17 this is a day where everyone could help out a hubert by hooking up with him

National kiss hubert day is great

by hubert is cool April 12, 2019

hubertje

A cup of (office) coffee at the end of the work day.

(time is 16:50)
Jasper: Want a Hubertje?
David: Hit me!

by Angry Mr T. December 1, 2009

Hubert

The loveliest, best, most amazing person to ever exist. He is the first person I think of before going to sleep and after waking up. There's nothing in the world that can come close to what Hubert means to me. He's always been there at my side; in my best and worst moments. All of those inside jokes we share, the ways we beg hugs of each other, and the silent smiles as we look in each other's eyes is what we call love. This definition will almost end, but that doesn't mean us too. Hubert will forever be etched on to my heart. Wherever you are in the world, no matter how long it would take to get to you, I will find you and give you all those hugs we promised each other <3

Have you heard of an amazing person named Hubert? Sit down and let me tell you all about this lovely individual.

Whatever problems I face, be it big or small, I know who to come to to settle my mind with peace - it's none other than the magnificient Hubert!

by Daena February 23, 2022