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Hummusism

hummusism is the belief the hummus is the one true lord and if you praise is shall reward you with its amazing dip
me, hey yo bro wanna come join my religion about hummus? its called Hummusism
you, fuck ya bro
by yeboiLiam March 26, 2020
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Hummus Economy

The hummus economy cynically refers to the economic situation in Lebanon, the country where hummus originated.

The hummus economy consists of the successive poor leadership that took Lebanon to an unparalleled economic recession that surged between 2019 and 2020. It has resulted from corruption and incompetence in the absence of the rule of law.

The expression insinuates amateurship in managing Lebanon where leaders have been historically busy by shallow matters distracting the Lebanese from what matters when it comes to inclusive and sustainable growth.
Q: What economic model fits Lebanon in recent years?
A: The economy in Lebanon is intricate and peculiar: one could call it the hummus economy.

El Hokayem, J., and Abou Jaoude, J. (2020), Leading by misleading in the hummus economy, Annahar.
by JHRLY October 26, 2020
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hummuscide

Detective Connors: "This was clearly a case of hummuscide."

Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"

Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"
by connorsji January 18, 2010
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my humps

The epitome of hypercommericialism and product placement.
"My Humps" mentions many products: Seven Jeans, True Religion, Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi, Donna Karan...and Cocoa Puffs...It also has product placement in the form of jewelery and cars.
by Shaniquababe June 23, 2007
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Hummussexual

A person who has a penchant or extreme love of middle eastern foods.
I am so in love with Lebanese food I am changing my sexual preference to Hummussexual.
by Bazilico September 29, 2010
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Hummus

Hummus is a food that tastes good with Miniminter. Mostly behind a television.
"Ok good, now that Talia is gone we can suck off each other with hummus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Fandango420 July 11, 2020
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hummus puffs

A hollowed out cocoa puff which is then filled with Hummus and re-seeled
Rob is coo coo for Hummus puffs

Mom, can you make hummus puffs?
by J J street 2 November 21, 2010
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