hysterical Bitch

A bitch who is always overly dramatic &/or so crazy that it's funny.

(Typical Conversation)
Boy: Pass the mustard, please?
Girl: ...Why do I have to get it? Why couldn't you ask the person right beside me, huh!? HUH!?
Boy: What?
Girl: I don't like how you talk to me!!! Don't WHAT me! You, mf-er!
Boy: All I said was to pass the MUSTARD, you hysterical bitch!

by King or Queen October 9, 2006

crew hysteria

the hysteria that occurs after a long crew practice usually early in the morning when the rowing is done on an empty stomach

signs of crew hysteria are babbling about strange things and not being able to walk right or think correctly
this is responsible for all strange actions after crew

Rower one: look at the front and the back... its a parade!!!
rower two:oh god.... she has a case of crew hysteria

by rower1 July 11, 2010

Hristo

a person with a constant throbbing erection

I was so horny I couldn't stop having sex last night - I went full Hristo!

by VeronicaPetrovska August 8, 2017

Hristo

The sexiest living creature in the world
The most gorgeous,smart,beautiful and coolest guy in the world, Hristo’s are just a different breed

Look at Hristo,he’s so cute and handsome

by Qeatt November 21, 2021

Hystericalectomy

When something is so frikkin' funny it causes a woman's uterus to fly out of her body.

The conspiracy theory that steam locomotives traveling 50mph would cause a woman's uterus to fly out of her body is the first example of a hystericalectomy.

by jbcoops December 19, 2021

hristo

Hristo, usually a Bulgarian name. Hristo loves playing games and is the best person in the world. You’re lucky to have a hristo in your life! Hristo is sweet, loving, caring and thoughtful, all though it may not seem like it at first. Defensive over the ones they love, and will always try their best to comfort you. Hristo would give you the world if they could, and give everything that they could possibly offer to you. Hristo has been through some hard times, and this has lead them on into trust issues, but if they trust you,they’ll give you the world. Hristos are the most amazing. handsome, funniest, prettiest, loveliest, most cutest guy you’ll ever meet. If you have a hristo in your life, cherish him<3

“i have a Hristo as a friend!”
“aw man lucky you!! They’re the best people on the planet”

by sechai April 10, 2022

haystack

another name for hayward california..EAST BAY..510!! like WHAAA!!..stack'd out

reppin haystack fo lyfe

by stack'd 0ut August 16, 2003