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v: To swallow some sort of substance, most commonly a pill, without any liquid when a liquid is usually needed. Inspired by House M.D.
Person #1: Do you want water to take with that?

Person #2: Nah, I'll just house it.
House by Mister Gray September 30, 2010
etym: first used by members of Team Sped in or around 1996

n.
1. In Magic: the Gathering, a creature with power and toughness each greater than or equal to 3
2. In Magic: the Gathering, a dominating creature
3. A person of large physical dimensions
Dude. Craw Worm is totally an 8/8 house.

Rosie O'Donnel is a house.
house by Darklight March 10, 2005
A medical drama on Fox. The main characters are House, possibly the most irritating character ever created; Chase, a very pretty Australian doctor; Wilson, House's "friend" who looks and acts like a wounded dog; Foreman, a skeptic with the balls to stand up to House; Cameron, who would fall in love with Osama Bin Ladin if he was "damaged"; and Cuddy, a witty wiseass with the misfortune of being House's boss.
"Did you see that new episode of House yesterday?"
House by The Joker HAHA December 9, 2008
A hat for your kitties.
We have to get a big house with lots of space.
House by Kitty Hat April 22, 2011
Verb. To quickly consume an entire alcoholic drink in one attempt without taking a breath.
He housed his beer in three gulps.
You lost the bet, so house your drink!
house by Paige Christiansen January 3, 2009
A weapon used to murder witches in the 1930's, only used by people hailing from the state of Kansas
How about you leave before someone drops a house on you too!
House by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018