A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.
A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.
by neoblaque December 19, 2011
Get the Hitchens Rule mug.1. A way to describe walking, in reference to Pokemon Go.
2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go
3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.
2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go
3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.
1. "My car broke down, I gotta hatch eggs."
2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"
3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."
2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"
3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."
by Dalmatian Mice July 20, 2016
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A term for Escape from Tarkov players that don't bring any gear in to a raid, playing the game with no risk and reaping all the rewards. The term arose from these players wielding only a tomahawk, a weapon not lost upon death. Usually fast little fuckers that sprint to high loot areas like Kiba or key spawns, robbing players with big dick energy of valuable loot. They communicate in wiggles and expect not to be shot at. They sure do make great target practice though!
Remember - every hatchling left alive is just another geared dude that'll try and clap you.
Remember - every hatchling left alive is just another geared dude that'll try and clap you.
"I see players! Running right, towards dorms!"
"I have visual, just a bunch of hatchlings."
"Got 'em. They're down."
"Hey that guy is wiggling at me!"
"Just kill him, fucking hatchling."
"NiKiTa, NeRf HaTcHlInGs, ThEy'Re Not PlAyInG tHe GaMe RiGhT!!!1"
"I have visual, just a bunch of hatchlings."
"Got 'em. They're down."
"Hey that guy is wiggling at me!"
"Just kill him, fucking hatchling."
"NiKiTa, NeRf HaTcHlInGs, ThEy'Re Not PlAyInG tHe GaMe RiGhT!!!1"
by iamablackmanSEEMEROAR!!! July 31, 2019
Get the hatchling mug.girl 1: omg did you see that hot brunette, dad, unit chief, FBI agent?
girl 2: his name must be Aaron Hotchner!
girl 2: his name must be Aaron Hotchner!
by jordyn stilinski March 25, 2021
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Get the hitcher jiggle mug.A term used to describe the wrath of Behavioral Analysis Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner (known as 'Hotch'), of Criminal Minds fame. Usually cool, calm, and collected, Hotchner has, on occasion, lost the plot with an unsub during a case. The result is terrifying.
OMG, did you see the Hotchalanche in last night's episode?
(general exclamation when it dramatic Hotch-related event occurs) HOTCHALANCHE!
(general exclamation when it dramatic Hotch-related event occurs) HOTCHALANCHE!
by gilesy_09 August 22, 2009
Get the Hotchalanche mug.The act that noted rational atheist Christopher Hitchens must employ on theologists when they attempt to enter discussions that require logic for proof and not "faith".
Christopher just hitchslapped Ned Flanders again when he tried to use the circular reasoning as proof that his theory is true because the Bible supports it.
by AcidLizard April 8, 2009
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