mah hoessss

calling a group of people an ancient and versatile agricultural and horticultural hand tool

Me: How are you mah hoessss
mah hoessss: were good i just finished harvesting crops

by mah hoessss February 24, 2018

hella hoes

having lots of hoes

Rianna: Damn Melanie has hella hoes
Aaron: fr?
Rianna: Yeah

by Ayeeewassup June 10, 2016

Stunt on these hoes

To flex; show off. Look up the 90s term "Flossin"..."Stunt on these hoes" could be "Flossin these hoes", which is a line in a Biggy song. Basically an updated version of this.

Watch dis imma stunt on these hoes! Dis bih ain't wearin no drawz! Call da Hilton fa dat prezidential suite...12 bottles a Cris.

by Opie-Loc November 24, 2021

mackin hoes

the process of pimping; to pimp.

bitch i be mackin hoes!

by the_green_tamborine June 22, 2008

bs up hoes down

Bloods up hoes down. Or bros up hoes down. Basically bros(or bloods) before hoes

Jerry-"i'm hangin with my girl tonight, bro"
Drew-"Bs up hoes down, BRO"
Jerry: Calls girl and cancels movie date

by Royce24 June 20, 2011

Hoesturbate

Hoesturbate: When a hoe appears to be masturbating.

Holy Shit! Look at that girl hoesturbate!

by Gummy Kitten September 1, 2021

bros before hoes

Any friend should come before the person you are finessing. This applies with all girls and boys!

you: hey wanna hang out during lunch?
friend: i can’t i’m hanging out with veronica during lunch.
you: but bros before hoes
friend: you’re right!

by turdsbucket June 6, 2018