Hoblink

A stinky spandex wearing ark coon

Hoblink is dirty

by BigfootVI September 19, 2018

the hobbler

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches

Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.

by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015

Jaden Hossler

The hottest person to ever walk Earth. Who is married to me

Oh my gosh Jaden Hossler is my new husband

by annabardeen May 25, 2020

HoBlowin

The act of luring a homeless man (hobo) down a dark alley with a half eaten bologna sandwich and a shot of whiskey. Then you proceed to spread your ass cheeks in his face and spray shit on that bitch.

Dude, im exhausted from hoblowin last night. Will you rub ointment on my asshole?

by Tuck Mcgusterson March 7, 2011

hooblablubala

Something you say when you jump in someones face

Me: HOOBLABLUBALA!!!!
them: o jeez!

by Owen6919 May 29, 2008

Hobbling

The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape

Hobbling, Misery

by nix0n001 July 11, 2011

HOSLOF

High On Stress, Low On Facts

The default mode people seem to operate in, especially, when it comes to big corporations.

"That entire meeting was pure HOSLOF !"

"What's that ?"

"No one had a clue as to what they were talking about. They were totally panicking for nothing."

by loshof August 10, 2009