Hooman

someone who is suffering from an unhealthy amount of anxiety and depression so they make a plan to move to the moon

maggie is very hooman with high school coming so close

by LonleyNarwhal August 6, 2018

hooman

A person who gives off suspicious vibes.

"Look at that hooman wearing those Hawaiian swim trunks, black tennis shoes, and sports coat."
"AAAAH, oh my god, hooman!"

"Dude, did you see that guy that was there last night with really bad B.O."
"Umm yeah, that was so hooman-y of him."

Lady Gaga is a hooman.

by gingaman May 6, 2014

housman

someone whos profession is the tossing of the salads. enjoys tossing salads and getting their salad tossed by other of its kind

" i wouldn't hang out with that guy, he's a housman"

by that other other guy October 18, 2008

Whatless Hoodman

Somebody that acts like they are bout it in a gang and got shooters. In reality they are just a white person with black skin not hood lives in a white neighbourhood. Kinda like Drake who is a jew from forest hill but raps about being from the hood.

Yo that man be lyin on what hes doin.

Ahlie mans like drake

Yeah hes a total whatless hoodman

by urmomursister69 September 5, 2019

Hooman

An Uber ride for a virus.

Just cough right there and drop me on this hooman.

by Yna Nutshell March 20, 2020

Helo Hooman

what people think a doggo says when speaking to their owner

Doggo: Helo Hooman. May I have Bepis?

by hiddensea1234 December 6, 2020

Hooman

The tendency to greet or thank someone through prostration with one's left hand tucked by one's stomach.

Hey, it looks like that guy is bent over and holding his stomach like he's about to throw up. - No, He's just busting a Hooman.

by TheSleazyOne October 18, 2008