Leroy Hoarding

When you're fishing and some asshole creeps right in tight on your spot.

We got a whole damn lake and this fucker has to come Leroy Hoarding in on us! WTF.

by Biggameballs June 15, 2019

hofnar

acronym for "hard on for no apparent reason"

Dude I was so embarrased in English class I get a huge hofnar!

by mgod May 30, 2006

brake dust hoarder

someone who washes thier car but fails to clean the wheels.. this person will appear to have fully blacked out rims in the front because they dont know shit about wheel care or just dont give a shit .. it looks like shit clean your fucking wheels with some eagle one cleaner

yo , you see that fucking car, its nice but the person who owns it is such a brake dust hoarder

by MYNAMEIST February 5, 2007

Hobart

Latebeer

oh my gosh you are such a hobart

by batman418 August 30, 2012

holarse

to say hello to oneself; saying hi to yourself

me gusta holarse (I like to say hello to myself

by phil1234 November 10, 2010

Hoarse Tradition

When you give head so hard your voice is hoarse the next day.

“Tiffany sounds sick today. I hope she’s alright!”
“It’s Hoarse Tradition, she’ll be fine”

by imaspork003 November 26, 2020

Honanigans

1)The mischievous and unfaithful activities of women in committed relationships that results in universal frustration of devoted men and women.

2) Flirty Texting
3) Sexting
4) Asking men for gifts

5) Asking men to pay their bills
6) Pursuing a sugar daddy
7) Maintaining a sugar daddy
8) Affairs
8) Affairs with married men

9)Affairs with coworkers
10) Affairs with clients

Affairs with coworkers and customers simultaneously, Malissa is up to her same old honanigans

by FinalDaddy January 31, 2022