Horten

A norwegian city.

I live in Horten, and you?

by z0mbiezz January 20, 2011

Hortense

prononced « whOrEtEnsS ».
a french kpop hoe who enjoys watching tv shows such as rue paul’s drag race. Very kind and sweet and arGGG SUCH A PRECIOUS HUMAN but you DO NOT want to get her mad.

also a very good liar, especially in the Loup Garou game. DO NOT !! TRUST HER !! THERE !!
give her banana milk î order to appease her.
also... the chances that she owns a cat and that it is posessed are quite high.

that person’s cat is very creepy.

she’s probably a hortense

by maki bear (aka maki-b) June 8, 2019

JonTron Hootenannie

The act of a white man having sex with someone who isn't Caucasian, purely to risk the woman becoming pregnant to "taint" the white Gene Pool with african american DNA.

If JonTron wants me to keep the gene pool clean, then I'll start doing the JonTron Hootenannie just to piss him off!

by FartFucker69 April 12, 2017

Hottentot

A tribe in Africa, in which it is said that "it takes a whole village to bring up a child". This is wise.

I made a joke about Hottentots but everybody voted thumbs down. Pearls before swine!

by Katie B 22 April 15, 2009

Hottense

adj.

1. Hot and intense. Go figure.
2. So hot, literally.

1. I just saw the movie and it was hottense!
2. Why is this place hottense?

by sundroppedskies May 17, 2010

hoetenttion

a girl seeking attention by acting like a hoe in big group of people

when a big group of guys go out with a few girls and only one acts,talks like a scandalous hoe, seeking hoetenttion

by daniel j m February 26, 2011

hottens

An expression of great beauty.

Damn man, she's is so hottens! I would totally have coitus with her.

by purify2 October 9, 2012