Hock Ham

Hock Ham is a sweet looking ass

dam look at that girls hock ham

by killdtheone1 August 4, 2010

hock time

being on hock time is where you have the belief that you are early for everything and others are late, when in reality, you are the one that is late. usually affects those in authority, like CROSS COUNTRY COACHES

me: ugh, where's insert coaches name
friend: dunno, he must be on hock time
me: so he's gonna yell at us when he gets here?
friend: yup
me: well shit

by annoyed by humanity September 18, 2021

Hock Too

To clear your throat by hawking up a loogie and spitting it out in one connected action. A foreigner will do this into your slurpee.

Gas Station Attendant: "Why you give me trouble today? I hock too in your slurpee!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

hock a grot

HOCK A GROT = To spit.

Used figuratively to reject the nonsense of mundane covid-19 anti-vax conspiracists…Spitting on stupidity/misinformation.

To spit goobers on Russell Brand wannabes.

To expectorate phlegm cannons on anti-vax stalker trolls for saying stupid stuff.

Mundane instagram anti-vax troll - “ Blah, blah, blah…big pharma. Blah, blah, blah…dictatorship.”

Jovial instagram creator of Art-E-Facts influencer - “ That was so ridiculous. If I could “hock a grot” on you thru the screen, I would. “ Smiley face emoji.

by Troller of Trolls. ⭐️🐠 May 31, 2024

Mike Hock

A joke name that sounds like 'My Cock'

Would you like to meet Mike Hock?

by Jonathan Morgan August 2, 2006

The James Hock (a.k.a. The Law)

A man fucks a girl in the ass, and right before the man is about to cum, he has diabetic seizure and dies, while still inside the girls ass.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

John Hock

Another stickam famous guy who got so many fans because of his site *pictureyourprize* that gives out hundreds of dollars worth of stuff. He got Amor Hilton pregnant & appeared on stickydrama because of him being a rapist, n00dz getting out, and plenty of that shit.

He's the whole stickam package.

$uper$c3n3k1d: OMFGZ LYKE DID YEW SEE JOHN HOCK ON STICKAM TODAY?~*

I R JESUSLAWLZ: LOLZZZZ OMFGZ YEEEEH! I LYKE WON HIS MACBOOK!11!!!!11

by DFLKAJKFLDSALJK October 4, 2008