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ham hocks

A prodigious, gelatinous, or otherwise unnecessarily large portion of meat on one's buttock/upper thigh region. Symptoms include the inability to fit into non wide-leg jeans, being able to see one's ass from the front, and when running the smell of burning fabric. Usually hocks are coupled with a gap between the back and the pants.
Deelishis, from Flavor of Love 2- THAT bitch got some HOCKS
Coco- Ice Tea's wife got two fine hams on her backside!
Niecy Nash aka Deputy Raineesha Williams on Reno 911. Anyone who has seen that show knows that Rainessha's ass be epITOMIZING the meaning of ham hocks.
by Cheetah4life December 24, 2008
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Hock Chuan

A dentist that lies about going to Napa Valley but instead, ends up in Vegas.
Jia Jin: I told my wife I went for coffee but here I am, drinking beer with you guys.

Beh: Damn, you just did a Hock Chuan.
by Homomo November 10, 2010
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Raunchy Hocks

What you smell when you are right behind a big, sweaty beast of a... well, just a big sweaty beast that didn't quite finish the paperwork last time they purged.
Person 1: Dude, that was a killer spin class, eh?

Person 2: Yeah, 'cept for those damn raunchy hocks on that gal in front of me.
by Cycle NC April 14, 2011
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Bush Hock

To kick a person or object (usually a bush)
"Yo son, your mulberry bush got mad stomped!"

"Werd, they bush hocked the shit out of that joint!"
by Daddy Dylan February 19, 2009
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Chance Hock

Sexy ass man who I want to marry one day:,)
by Ilovechancehock July 11, 2019
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hock head

A huge fan of the sport hockey
Can’t wait for the hockey season to start, I’m a huge hock head!
by DemonxxWolf May 8, 2019
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Hock God

Teenage boy who is a god at hockey and too busy to hang cause he's shredding it at the rink. Usually straight white male
That dudes a hock god
by Ecm1323 December 7, 2017
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