room hobbit

In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.

John had to endure countless jibes and jeers after he finally decided to stop being a room hobbit and emerged from his room with a man mane that came out from his pants, extending down his leg trunks to his jagged, witch toenails.

by Katharsis September 18, 2009

Hobbit

A race that exists in the books of J.R.R Tolkien, namely the Lord of the Rings trilogy. They are short human-like creatures with hairy feet and curly hair; whether they have pointed (elf-like) ears or not is under debate. The reside mostly in the Shire, and are a cheerful folk than enjoy nothing more than a good and filling meal. The most famous would probably be Frodo Baggins, the Ring Bearer.

Gandalf: I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.

by Sita Snape May 2, 2003

Hobbitstacle

A short, rotund person in no particular hurry blocking your way on a city street. May or may not have furry toes.

I had 5 minutes to make the theatre before the curtain, ahead of me was a short, slow man. I swerved to the left, he shuffled likewise, I swerved to the right and he did the same. There was no ring road around this quite considerable hobbitstacle.

by Craig Ireson November 7, 2006

hobbit-girl

A hobbit-girl is often drunk and her only topic of conversation is alcohol. She is not very critical in their choice of partner.

If a boy towing a hobbit-girl , then he is not a womanizer, even if he thinks that it would be so.

Larsson: Hi guys, I meet a chick last night, she was awesome.

The Gang: Come on, we saw her, she is a hobbit-girl.

by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014

fat hobbit

a person who has a fat head and hairy feet originated not too long after the LOTR movies.

shut up man sam you fat hobbit

by bovver September 19, 2006

Hobbling knob gobbler

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

by no one146 May 1, 2006

Hobbit Skank

When you have pinch rolled your leg garments, and are not wearing socks. You pull off your shoes, pull your leg garments up to your knees and skank barefoot like a hobbit.

Sam: Do you dare me to drop a hobbit skank?

Leanne: Don't do it!

Sam: *drops hobbit skank*

by hobbit skanker November 8, 2010