hovito

A fake ass Spanish word Jay-Z uses to reference himself in his lyrics. Since he dubbed himself 'Jay-Hova', he decided to add -ito at the end to make it Spanglish.

"Hola' Hovito! That's what they sayin' when I roll up wit my people."

by Johnesia July 18, 2005

hobitchslut

1) A term of honor and respect for a good friend. Often mistaken for a term of deragotary language, this is quite wrong as they do not know that it is some sort of "secret" between friends.

2) A greeting of casuality. Often used between good friends. This meaning is more widely known.

It is comprised of 3 words: ho, bitch, and slut.

Person 1:omg u r a hobitchslut
Person 2:oh why thank you!

Person 1:Hi hobitchslut!
Person 2:Sup!

by Daniel Lam May 20, 2008

Hoity Toity

A person whom assumes that they are above you in any way without cause or reason. This person normally has to find flaws in others to make them feel better. They really enjoy labels are always made up.

Jennifer just bout a D&G bag - She acts a little too hoity toity for me.....

by Star Burger September 14, 2009

chowder howitzer

A dick, erect and ready to blow

I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.

by Chach July 31, 2003

Holitaint

The period of time between Christmas and New Year's day.

Sara: Aren't you going to work today?

Joe: Nah, I have the entire holitaint off. Don't have to go to work until after New Year's!

by Drake Stone December 26, 2009

Hobit Gardening

The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.

Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'

by twanggah March 18, 2010

Horith4601

Horith4601 is the username of a homosexual, long haired, ginger, male teenager, that collects weapons and thrives on Atheist vs Theist debates, with Matt Dillahunty as the atheist representative.

Yo, you heard of that one gay long haired ginger?

Oh. you mean, "Horith4601?"

by Horith November 24, 2022