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Highball

A hit of heroin and a hit of meth
We were smoking a highball and felt tingly
by Riverbed Jerry September 21, 2022
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2020 highball

A glass of 409 with a shot of the finest medical grade bleach.
Person one: man, I had a long day at work, and every customer that came in was coughing.
Person two: oh no, time to relax, want a 2020 highball?
by Lil'chungie December 21, 2021
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Highball

The term Highball has a multitude of meanings, but there are only 3 that a person should know about.

Example A: A beverage that consists of an alcoholic based spirit and a non-alcoholic mixer.

Example B: A very fast moving train, usually of an express freight or passenger train

Example C: A type of railroad signal, invented before colored signals became a thing, that indicated if the track was clear or not
Example A: Barkeep, I'll have a Whiskey Highball

Example B: The No. 5 Train, going from Shreveport, LA to Dallas, TX is a highball express, so tickles aren't cheap

Example C: Dispatch: Train 7, you are clear to highball. (A very large ball appears at the top of a wooden pole)
by Heartland Trains February 11, 2024
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Highball

An advanced toilet manoeuvre where somebody enters a cubicle, strips off everything from the waist down, and climbs up to a launch point until they’re perched high above the porcelain. From this elevated throne, metres above sea level they unleash a free-falling turd straight into the bowl.

A Highball is not for amateurs. It requires skill, balance and elite bravery. Considered the antonym of a civilised sit-down affair.
“Oi Damo, someone’s pulled a bloody Highball in the servo dunny, that’s better splashback than the one my wife picked for our kitchen!”
by Old man Mc November 21, 2025
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