Hesus

A god that has power over everything. If something good happened to you today, Praise Hesus. If something bad happened today, Blame the S Deamon

Person 1: I broke up with my GF today
Person 2: Praise Hesus! She's mine now!!!

by lixie's egg May 27, 2019

Hesus

Jesus but with a tan.

“I woke up to Hesus sucking me off.”

by GreenKittenG June 14, 2020

Hezus

Used by New Zealanders, it means disgusting, tragic, yuck, gross, bullshit and anything else along those lines. Also "Hez" can be used in this kind of situation. Pronounced Hee-zus or Hee-z

"Look at that Hezus c*nt"
"He's pretty Hezus"
"Mate thats Hez"

by EllaKahuGrace November 5, 2013

Heusinkveld

Dutch orgin, translates to "house in the field"

Mr. Heusinkveld

by Heusinkveld February 2, 2010

HOWUS

the ultimate ghostbusting team whose relationship is purely sexual in a non physical way.

A: Woah look at her eat that cake!
B: Must be a howus.

by MileyF*ckenCyrus! March 6, 2010

heusbonamon

A slang name for a dog (pedigree) that is of a very high standard (good markings etc.)
Pronounced hue-ss-bon-a-mon

that Labrador is a heusbonamon

by Roflberry Pancakes November 19, 2010

Helusive

Having particular speed and agility with the ability to make a man miss in the open field. Popularized by the Redskins running back Roy Helu.

He was particularly helusive when he juked three defenders and ran 70 yards for a touchdown.

by SwagSurfinNegro August 23, 2011