Hermione Granger

The sexiest nerd ever.

Doria: "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
Me: "I'd french kiss Hermione Granger in front of Ron.

by Yad ecin a evah July 25, 2015

Hermione

Hermione is a really intelligent girl.She is a witch born from muggle-parents.When Hermione's parents were about to have her they knew she would be special and unique.So they decided to name her something different that would resemble that.Hermione started going to muggle school.And although she was really intelligent,weird things happened around her.When Professor McGonagall came to her house,she learned that she is a witch.She later started attending Hogwarts school of Wizardry and Witchcraft.She was one of the most powerful and intellectual witch of Hogwarts.Hermione is the best friend of Ronald Weasley and Harry Potter.

Hermione is a powerful and intellectual witch.

by slayy_nix February 21, 2019

dirty hermione

dirty hermione is a very risky path. she can either be a freak and leave a snail trail. or decide to go for a swim with the jets on her vagina. but if you are lucky she can cook you a good meal and give you a kiss at night

i heard a dirty hermione can be dangerous to deal with. never know what you will get.

by cocou April 20, 2020

Hermione bag

A bag from which someone keeps pulling out tons of stuff. The bag seems too small to have ever fit in everything, like Hermione's magic bag.

How much stuff you got in there, dog?

Yo, it's my Hermione bag.

by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015

Hermioney

A hardworking girl who loves school but doesn't like waking up in the morning .....
She is the queen of air.
She loves cats so much she said that she wants to have more than 1 cat in the future

She loves watching the Harry Potter movies

hermioney likes Harry Potter

by BEllA2004 June 22, 2017

hermiting

to conciously decide to dwell alone for long periods of time.

Aaron got bored so he started hermiting again.

by Pyro November 21, 2002

hermione

Hermione is Harry Potter's and Ron Weasley's best friend in the Harry Potter book and movie series. She is incredibly intelligent and a remarkable student. Sometimes bossy and a Goody-Two-Shoes...She's also only a FICTIONAL character so some of these lame defintions are retarded...Only people with no lives obssess about how she "annoys" them...weirdos...

"Hermione got all A's in her classes at Hogwarts."

by Tifa September 28, 2003