hermefedite

A female who was born with a cock.

i met this girl in hollywood, she had green hair but damn she looked good. i took her to my house cos she was fine, then she whipped outta dick that was bigger than mine.

by Margoi November 29, 2003

herpified

An adjective describing a person who has had many sexual encounters; thusly having accumulated several sexually transmitted diseases such as herpes or genital warts.

Dude, Kristen Pembleton is just like a two dollar hooker; except she's free. She is so herpified.

by Doughgirl Slayer July 2, 2005

Permified

When smoking so much weed for multiple days that the next couple days are too hazy to fuck up

guy 1: dooode those couple of days were soo fucked up
guy 2: i knoooww braa i'm so permified!!

by BIG BLACK BOOTY January 2, 2012

Hermifried

Being a hermit for so long that you avoid social situations given that long bouts of solitude makes you lose your social rythym.

You seen James lately? He's been at home so much, he's hermifried.

by happily.quoted September 10, 2023

hammified

wasted, crunked, drunk, blacked out

davey: where's the party?
playa: at jimbos
davey: you drinking tonight?
playa: yeah, i'm getting hammified

by driller 50 October 12, 2008

Hurrified

Being terrified of a Hurricane that never comes to realization.

Wesh News reporting has caused the city to become Hurrified. With all of the updates on the storm I have become Hurrified. You can tell that everyone is Hurrified because the store is sold out of Bread and Water.

by Brian VanGlorius August 31, 2019

Hamified

(Ham-if-eyed) Hamified is when something and/or someone is made so utterly dumb and smoothbrained, they resemble the origin of Hamification, 'Hamoka60'. It can spread rapidly throughout dumbasses, with the leading cause being Hamoka60.

'Oh god! He Hamified my wife! Now she's disabled!.'

by Pl@tinumSt@r December 28, 2020