Erik Hermans

the greatest man to ever live

Erik Hermans: It me
Everyone else: You are the greatest man on earth

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Hermann

Hermann is the greek word for abnormally huge nose, which is in no relation to any other body part.
A Hermann tends to be very persuasive if it comes to making people drink.
His loyalty to the British Crown is astonishing.

Don't be such a Hermann.

by xxx666 August 20, 2013

Hermanasaurus

This lesser known dinosaur is a member of the Tyrannosaurus family, in the sense that creepy uncle ted is a member of your family. This dinosaur is know to jump onto things it cannot handle, and has a very cocky attitude. This dinosaur was built just tall enough to blow its father, the Tyrannosaurus, and is well known for this blowing skill.

Son: Mommy, what is in my toy Hermanasaurus' mouth?

Mother: Tommy, thats a penis.

by Devin Assload October 4, 2008

HermannMadek

(1.) Someone who likes to have control over others.
(2.) Trustworthy.
(3.) Small dick.
(4.) Someone who can't spell.
(5.) Someone who lives in Alabama.

You are such a HermannMadek

by FranzMadek March 31, 2017

hermannie

A thot.

Hermannie twerked on her best friends man.

by The weird girl. March 23, 2018

Hermans

A legendary New South Wales Police Officer who struck fear into the hearts of Criminals who lived in the northwest metropolitan region. If you reside in Riverstone, and have a criminal record Hermans will find you and when he does, you will be sorry.

Hermans is the consequence, the unpaid bill, fate with a badge and a gun

Is Hermans on today?

One cannot simply walk through Riverstone and not get felt up by Hermans

Oh shit, here comes Hermans

Did you know they changed the H in a charge number is for Hermans

by Plant god June 13, 2015

Hermanos

A man with a small penis and an anal fissure.

I went to fuck this dude last night, right as soon as he pulled his pants down i could tell he was a Hermanos.

by PerrierDrinker48 March 21, 2019