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sex helmet

A helmet worn by your lady, similar to a grid-iron helmet, purely to protect the woman from being knocked unconscious during vigorous sex in which her head may come into contact with a wall/bedhead
Damn baby, Imma give it to you tonight, best put on you sex helmet
by Markolovesdarkhole April 19, 2015
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Stig-Helmer

A Stig-Helmer is a creative, clumsy, day-dreaming, kind person. They tend to become fascinated of one certain thing, like train models, therefore, a Stig-Helmer must be a very intelligent guy. A Stig-Helmer is also very creative and creates interesting imaginations of the world around, dreaming of being a hero, Stig-Helmer is unaware that he already is one. Stig-Helmer got one friend, Ole, who is a really nice company for Stig-Helmer. Although Stig-Helmer is a bit sceptic to modern things and Ole is obsessed with such, they still agree on many things. Ole is an optimistic Norwegian and Stig-Helmer a more sceptic Swede. Together they travel all around the world. Let’s not forget, Stig-Helmer is the most romantic human you can find! He is nice and understanding and treats a woman the way she wants. He doesn’t ask for much love, but he gives away a ton of it to whoever he might love. On the deepest inside, he is very heroic and won’t let go of anyone in need of help. Stig-Helmer’s common appearance is a tall guy with glasses, mustache and wild hair with the so famous Stig-Helmer-tofs sticking out from the side of the head. Stig-Helmer is always running into troubles but with his creativity he solves them easily. He is also a great fan of the football-team Hammarby (Bajen). In fact, Stig-Helmer is a very famous figure in Sweden from the movies about him, Sällskapsresan. You’ll be able to find them but they’re in swedish. Stig-Helmer is portrayed in the movies by Lasse Åberg.
-What is the name of that tall, friendly guy?
-You won’t believe me! Stig-Helmer!
-OMG xD
by DODmof January 29, 2021
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What in The Nine Hells?

As stated previously by Aidan Williamson:
An expression of great confusion, or bewilderment; A strong demand for answers; An emphasized version of "what is that?"
Used in the same way as "What the Hell?" is used. Variations can be used, e.g. "What in The Nine Hells is that thing?"

However, the origin is not, as he said, Forgotten Realms; it is an allusion made to Dante's Infreno, from the Divine Comedy. In the Divine Comedy, Hell is divided into nine circles, each one representing a different sin or crime.
The nine circles span from Limbo (for those who have committed no great sins, but are not admitted into Heaven because they do not believe in God), to the ninth circle where Satan himself resides (a circle reserved for people who have been treasonous against friends, family, and their nation.)
Hey, look at this!"
"WITNH" OR "What in the Nine Hells?"

*Large creature appears*
"What In The Nine Hells is that thing?" OR "WITNH?"
by Viskowskii March 26, 2008
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Nordick Helmet

An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.
Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...
by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009
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knight's helmet

When you rest your balls on someone's forehead, then run your shaft down the middle of their face.
Cindy was feeling vulnerable and requested the protection of the knight's helmet from Mark.
by Can you WooWooWoo?! May 8, 2022
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Helmet Smashing

The act of two circumcised males banging their penises together tip to tip
Hamilton and Chubb went into the woods to do a little docking, but to their dismay neither of them had a foreskin, so instead they engaged in a spirited bout of helmet smashing.
by theHamSlice June 2, 2010
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Heimscheisser

German for "Home shitter": somebody who is unable to poop outside of the comforts of their own home.
"Why didn't you take a shit in the restaurant? The restroom was really clean."
"I would have if I wasn't such a Heimscheisser"
by potkachel August 25, 2017
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