Hefner Syndrome

A man with a beautiful loving and loyal wife that he takes for granted while chasing whores.

Oh, my husband? Ask his exwife, crachkwhore, babymomma, barber or any lady walking the street after dark, you know one of my wife in laws. Poor thing, he really has Hefner Syndrome.

by J. Wife June 26, 2019

Heinerschite

To destroy one's own career in a profound or dramatic manner.

Alissa thought that trannys drank more beer that frat boys and rednecks. When she tried to prove it, her career as a marketing executive for a large brewery took a heinerschite.

by URallabunchofidiots May 22, 2023

kie hefner

A FUCKING GOAT....SIMPLE

Kie Hefner BO$$UP get bitches wet and niggas mad

by Kie Hefner March 13, 2017

Hugh Hefner

Pimp
God
Real American Hero

Hugh Hefner is a fucking god!

by Drue B. July 22, 2006

Henners

Surreptitiously wiping one's clammy vagina fingers on bed sheets behind a girls back whilst getting with her.

I cleaned my fingers by doing a henners.

by Broseph Gloebbels April 29, 2010

Hefner

An old predator preying on a young prey
Or
An old bully who likes to bully younger people

Person 1:why our boss giving that young boy a hard time?
Person 2:because he’s the biggest Hefner

Person 1:huh??
Person 2:yeah he enjoys doing mean things to the youngsters

by Lrdwh1002 June 2, 2018

henery

some damn fool smartass sumbitch: probably a limey.
known to use uboot.com

He ain't Herery the eighth, he ain't!

by desmond May 15, 2004