hefner

Cool to it's core. Someone or something that seems to have been born under the cool star. Natural and uninhibited coolness - in a good way.

Sort of a jazz meets Buddah meets sexy kind of greatness.

When everything is just right and perfect like it couldn't be anything else.

We went to this restaurant-lounge place the other night. The food was amazing and the music was unbelievable! The whole thing was hefner, man.

by Big Slick April 28, 2006

heffer

Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.

Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.

by Johnny English March 12, 2004

heffer

A girl that has a really bad attitude; a derogatory term

That heffer has the worst attitude, I can't STAND her!

by Diabla0Diosa June 7, 2005

heffer111

Someone dumb enough to post an admins home adress, and get permanently banned for it.

Hi guys, tal's home adress is
1060 Dolores St
San Francisco, CA 94110.

by Certainlynotheffer! July 6, 2003

Hefner's grand slam

A redhead, brunette, blonde, and an asian all at the same time without getting a heart attack.

I went for Hefner's grand slam last night, but failed due to heart attack.

by hefner555 July 8, 2011

Heffler Swag

Means godly swag. Having a very confident demeanor in every pursuit in life yet being humble at the same time. Speaks eloquently and inspires everyone around him. This level of swag is almost unheard of and is so powerful that only the most beautiful of women would dare approach someone with Heffler Swag.

Me: Dude look at that guy, he's getting all of the girls!

Friend: Ya man, his Heffler Swag is on fire!

by SwaggaGuy October 13, 2011

heffer

1. A steer on Rocko's Modern Life
2. A very fat woman

"Hi! I'm Heffer!"
"Whoa! Look at the size of that heffer!"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003